How to Sue Everyone: Ready-to-Use Legal Letters to Terrorize Friends & Family

Domestic bliss is only one legal document away!

Cohabitation Agreement

Food Poisoning Report

Notice of Adoption

Reference for Ex-Partner

Return of Unwanted Item to Dating Agency Form

Girlfriend Application Form

Notice of Substandard Housework

In most relationships, there are times when nagging simply isn’t enough. And, luckily, that’s where these ready-to-complete legal forms come in. Return home after a busy day to no dinner on the table? Tackle the problem with an Absence of Food Report. Your daughter misses her curfew? Serve her with an official notice putting her up for adoption. Stuck with a boyfriend who doesn’t shower enough? Make him fill out a Personal Hygiene Pledge Card. If that doesn’t work, it may be time for a Notice of Dismissal.

Simply select one of the legal letters, forms, or contracts, fill in the required blanks, check the appropriate boxes, and your work is done! With the Sex Agreement, Relationship Satisfaction Survey, Missed Birthday/Anniversary Form, and many more, domestic bliss is just one legal document away.